“If you repeat something over and over again it loses its meaning; You watch the sunset too often it just becomes 6 pm, you make the same mistake over and over you stop calling it a mistake. If you just wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up one day you’ll forget why”
— Phil Kaye from Repetition (via kiddings)

(via psych-facts)

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

(via shieps)

katelynpossible:

tbh there are literally only like three people in the world who i can hang out with for more than four or five hours without wanting to strangle them

(via heartattackle)

skydark:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:



The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials


okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”







Marry me.
skydark:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:



The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials


okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”







Marry me.
skydark:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:



The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials


okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”







Marry me.
skydark:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:



The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials


okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”







Marry me.
skydark:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:



The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials


okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”







Marry me.
skydark:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:



The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials


okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”







Marry me.

skydark:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

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Marry me.

(via heartattackle)

thegreatpotatoking:

This is the single most important invention of 2014. No question about it.
thegreatpotatoking:

This is the single most important invention of 2014. No question about it.
thegreatpotatoking:

This is the single most important invention of 2014. No question about it.
thegreatpotatoking:

This is the single most important invention of 2014. No question about it.
thegreatpotatoking:

This is the single most important invention of 2014. No question about it.
thegreatpotatoking:

This is the single most important invention of 2014. No question about it.

thegreatpotatoking:

This is the single most important invention of 2014. No question about it.

(via ifyoulaugh)

So, maybe we’re the
generation of the selfie,
but we’re also the generation
that grew up in a tainted,
Photoshopped world
with every impossible beauty standard
shoved down our throat
through a tube
because eating has become
a guilty pleasure
and condemning beauty ideals
won’t go straight to our thighs.

And if, by chance,
we are able to destroy the
demons that you’ve planted
inside of us with your
constant advertisements and rules
that play behind our eyelids and
take root in our brains,
then let us take our fucking pictures
and capture that moment when
we felt beautiful because all this world
has taught us is that
our beauty is the greatest
measure of our worth.

Scoff at our phones all you like,
these delicate extensions of
our fingers, but know that
through this technology
that you couldn’t even
begin to understand,
we have smudged the entire
world with our fingerprints.
We are the generation of knowledge,
and we are learning more than
any that came before us.
So, frown at my typing fingers;
I am using them to grasp power
by the throat.

Try to invalidate us,
but we’ve heard our
parents talking about
the world’s crashing and burning
since we had sprung from the womb.
We know you’ve fucked up,
and we’re angry about it-
the kind of anger that
fuels knowledge,
that I feel in my veins every time
I read the news from my phone
before school,
that sticks in my throat like honey
in a debate;
the kind of anger that simmers,
that sharpens teeth into daggers,
that makes this generation more dangerous
than you could have ever imagined.

We are the generation of change,
and goddammit, we’re coming.

— Emily Palermo, An Open Letter to the Men Who Told Me to Stay Out of Adult Conversations (via starredsoul)

(via whatshisname96)

wemarchalone:


“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“
“BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH”
“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“
“BLAWUHALSJAULBAW”

THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT FDSLKJFDSSFD

wemarchalone:

“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“

“BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH”

“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“

“BLAWUHALSJAULBAW”

THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT FDSLKJFDSSFD

(via cerulean-warbler)

startrekmademequeer:

[ding dong, ding dong]

Hello, sir and/or madam! Have you heard the good news?

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(via cerulean-warbler)

  • Me: But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.
  • My brain: Okay, but consider this: more books.