tastefullyoffensive:

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obscurewings:

I made a political cartoon for English class about issues in school

It focuses on how teens are expected to make career defining choices with barely any experience, and also how parents often take so much authority that their child’s decision is not actually their own

If this gets some notes then I’ll make a colored version

thank fucking you. this defines me a few years ago really accurately

this

story time! At college some of us were talking about tattoos we want. Our teacher said “you don’t want to get a tattoo at eighteen because you might change your mind.” I said “I had to decide my entire career path when I was fourteen when I chose my GCSEs. I think I can decide on a bird on my wrist at eighteen.”

~ Mulan

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lasagnanipples:

I think you mean panoramas done right
lasagnanipples:

I think you mean panoramas done right
lasagnanipples:

I think you mean panoramas done right
lasagnanipples:

I think you mean panoramas done right
lasagnanipples:

I think you mean panoramas done right
lasagnanipples:

I think you mean panoramas done right
lasagnanipples:

I think you mean panoramas done right
lasagnanipples:

I think you mean panoramas done right
lasagnanipples:

I think you mean panoramas done right
lasagnanipples:

I think you mean panoramas done right

lasagnanipples:

I think you mean panoramas done right

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warpedlamp:

When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.

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heliolisk:

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foodvacuum:

dimedog:

look at this fucked up bird

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what the fuck

are those its titties

okay yea bird tiddys yea haha but what the fuck is that thing

it kinda looks like balls when they be bouncing

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“But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?”

- Mark Twain

This is honestly my favorite quote. It’s changed how I look at life and religion.

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methhomework:

that friend that always tries to please you

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Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

vvankinq:

Peeing in a public toilet like

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“In San Francisco last year, a man stabbed a woman in the face and arm after she didn’t respond positively to his sexually harassing her on the street.

In Bradenton, Fla., a man shot a high school senior to death after she and her friends refused to perform oral sex at his request.

In Chicago, a scared 15-year-old was hit by a car and died after she tried escaping from harassers on a bus.

Again, in Chicago, a man grabbed a 19-year-old walking on a public thoroughfare, pulled her onto a gangway and assaulted her.

In Savannah, Georgia, a woman was walking alone at night and three men approached her. She ignored them, but they pushed her to the ground and sexually assaulted her.

In Manhattan, a 29-year-old pregnant woman was killed when men catcalling from a van drove onto the sidewalk and hit her and her friend.

Last week, a runner in California — a woman — was stopped and asked, by a strange man in a car, if she wanted a ride. When she declined he ran her over twice.

FUCK YOU if you think that street harassment is a “compliment” or “no big deal” or that it’s “irrational” of us to be afraid because “what’s actually gonna happen.” Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you some more.”

roselastrider:

i spilled water on my computer mouse earlier and now it’s freaking out and highlighting everything and dragging everything around and it would not let me put down that picture of richard nixon i had a fucking ghost richard nixon smiling at me for 5 minutes as i frantically shook my mouse around trying to make it stop its still doing this please leave me alone richard nixon

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devotionaura:

everyone watch this video of my dog gettin embarrassed that i caught him singin

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